gothicgrandpaqueen:

you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

(via lonelyvolcanoes)

toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

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(Source: trashboat, via g-iggle)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via g-iggle)

cameltoecool:

llttlesophie:

gifcraft:

Bunny falls asleep

bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you

HOW PRECIOUS

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via hotboyproblems)

How beautiful would it be to find someone who’s in love with your mind.
- (via llbbdd)

(Source: moeyhashy, via t-eleporttome)

margaeryismyqueen:

art-of-whore:

i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins

Ive been lied to my whole life.

(via callmecrybaby)

always-downhill:

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.


This guys a fuckin moron

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

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(via orgasm)